Aye. And then you should burn the both of them!
I can't do that. One of them is yours!
Well burn your own then.
I won't. I'll just be sensible with it.
You wouldn't know how to be sensible with it.
Course I would.
Bert sneaks about the house turning down the cental heating and turning off what he thinks are unnecessary radiators. I sneak around after him turning it back up again. Meanwhile Pearlie has her heating turned up as high as it will go and has a couple of electric heaters blasting away as well. When it gets so hot that her wee dog starts to pant she throws open the door of her moby to let a bit of air in. He laughs this off whilst telling me to put on more clothes. Picture me. I'm already happed up to Michelin Man proportions. I can hardly move my arms I've got so many woollies on. I'm actually wearing leg-warmers.
The room that Bert and Hannah sit reeking and smoking and watching telly/playing clarinet in is really warm but I can't sit there all night. How could I blog?
There is a downside to living in a bigger house. Roll on summer.
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Woo! Leg-warmers!! :D
Fraid so. There are icicles hanging off my monitor in here.
I have the opposite problem. Mine tries to freeze me in summer.
There is little need for aircon in deepest County Antrim.
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