Date of Delivery: Last Saturday night
Time of Delivery: Outside normal working hours but hey, who cares about that? Not my employers for sure.
Method of Delivery: Via two wind-up merchants formally employed by the Police Service of Northern Ireland.
Delivery Details: Two hopping mad 16 year olds wrenched from the embrace of their very unsuitable gentlemen friends and into the supportive care of yours truly.
Thanks a lot. Thanks to the Police Service of Norn Iron, for winding them up all the way from the Bann Mouth to Spide City so that by the time they reached the supportive care of etc. etc. they were fit to be tied. And thanks for pissing off real sharpish leaving me with the two termagants from hell.
Redundancy? I'm not sure I care any more.