The Scene: An Office In A Town
Woman, Somewhat Glum
Young Woman, Somewhat Giggly
Female Police Officer
Male Police Officer
MPO: So your man has the Advanced Driver’s Licence but he got it over 20 years ago and now he’s half blind. You’d need to be sitting beside him telling him where to drive, what to watch out for, walls and things, for he sees nothing.
WSG: Do the police not get youse ones to refresh that sort of thing after a period of time?
FPO: Huh! Hardly. Sure we’re waiting forever to get refresher courses in firearms training.
WSG: I’d like firearms training.
All parties look at Woman, Somewhat Glum askance. She continues…
WSG: For I might be the sort of person you’ll find someday at a high window picking people off…
FPO: I could give you a list.
MPO: (points out window) Take out a few in that row there and you’ll cut the town’s crime rate in half.