So off he goes to the shop for his ma and he says, "You need anything?"
I say, "Just washing up liquid."
He comes back and says, "I got you apples to make a pie if you feel like it."
I say, "Oh thanks. Maybe I will."
Later I decide I will make an apple cinnamon sponge. Afterwards I prepare to wash the dishes.
"Bert! Where'd you put the washing up liquid?"
"Oh shit! I forgot to get it. I knew there was something else."
Question is what did I say next? Did I say...?
A Never mind darling. I'll get some tomorrow.
or
B You complete stupid big eedjit!
7 comments:
The answer is so obvious I'm not even gonna answer. But I think it's kinda sweet that Bert is so obsessed with yr apple sponge that he can think of nothing else.
Mmmm...apple cinnamon sponge. :)
I'm guessing that it was that second option.
Both.
Ronni is right. Reply B first then A. It was an awesome dessert too. I gave it oven time just exactly right so that the texture of the sponge was heavenly. Perhaps the apples were a tad too tart but Bert said that was a plus.
We want a "Bert's blog" on tips for men and shopping etc... :-)
No, Bert's blog would be far too boring:
Monday - Delivered some clemati
Tuesday - Bastard dogs got away! Again!
Wednesday - Delivered some clemati, dogs got away. Bastards.
Thursday - Raining today so did some whistle practice. Bastard dogs got away. Nelly baked a mean apple sponge.
And each week would be the same.
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