The amount of photographs of the Giant's Causeway that I had to plough through until I reached some that actually featured Antrim town.
It looks pretty doesn't it? That building to the left of the castle gates used to be part of the old Antrim police station about which I could tell a tale or two.
But in my defence I was 'very, very drunk at the time' and I promised the officers I wouldn't do it again. Which was a lie.