TEN THINGS I DON'T DO EVERY DAY
I donned a hard hat and hung around a building site.
I washed a hen’s feet in warm soapy water and applied Benzyl Benzoate.
I heard who died in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.
I laughed out loud at Big Brother.
I persuaded my hypochondriac mother to make a doctor’s appointment.
I ate a tomato that I pulled off the vine.
I told a caller, No. We don’t actually have a
I started reading a SF paperback by Poul Anderson.
I fantasised that I was choking Peaches Geldof in front of a delighted and cheering audience.
I blogged about ten things.<><><><>
TEN THINGS I DO EVERY DAY
Listen (reluctantly) to Bert playing the clarinet.
Read something other than blogs.
Just be generally lovely and sweet and adorable.