Among the many tall tales that he told was the one about the woman who got drunk at a training day and showed some of her work colleagues her 'Brazilian'.
And you know what a Brazilian is, don't you Nelly?
I have a pretty good idea Wee Manny.
It's when a girl shaves her pubic hair into the shape of the map of Brazil.
By the look of that map I'd say she'd want to be encouraging the growth in the region of her right groin area Say round about the Peruvian and Colombian borders.
Swisser says she's having hers shaved into the shape of the map of Ireland.
Ploppy Pants says,
North and South?Swisser says,
All of it. I believe in a united Ireland.Ploppy says he's getting his shaved in the shape of Ulster. And that'll be the six counties Ulster. Of course.