Monday, August 11, 2008

Farting Machines

cattle, originally uploaded by NellyMoser.

They're to eat more kangaroos.


Because they don't fart as much as we do.


Because they have a different sort of digestive system that the likes of us.

Can you imagine the fencing problems?

Be mighty.

What do they say Skippy tastes like?

Supposed to be truly yummy.

So if they eat roo meat instead of cattle and sheep that reduces the amount of methane that goes into the atmosphere?

Apparently so.

What about their farting?

You mean like Nelly... and Matty?


Maybe if they ate more Skippy burgers they wouldn't fart so much.

Maybe. Or maybe we should just get rid of all the windy bastards. What's so special about bloody humans anyway?

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