Don't be deceived by the hog farmer's friendly face. His pigs will eat anything! He says if he was to collapse in a heap in the pig pen they'd probably eat him.Currently they're enjoying their expensive pig meal, horse chestnuts, oranges, apples, avocado and banana skins and porridge. We haven't yet tried them on the bodies of our enemies but I'm informed we'd need at least sixteen porkers to take care of that kind of business.
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