The big shop begins with a list, a list carefully curated to the last ounce of caster sugar. But first I have the last Christmas present to buy, a task somewhat hindered by the future recipient of the last Christmas present being in my company. Never daunted, I give her a tenner to browse TK Maxx while I peruse H&M. Sadly, H&M has been cleared out of the best stuff but I buy something anyway. I meet Martha (for it is she) in TK Maxx to find that nothing has caught her fancy. She has other ideas. I am frogmarched to Superdrug where she spends her tenner on lip oil and other essential cosmetics that did not exist in my young day.
On to Tescos where I discover that my carefully curated list has been left on the kitchen table. I panic slightly and call a crisis meeting with Martha. She reassures me that it will be OK and I bring forward the motion that no matter what happens we will HAVE FUN.
So, caster sugar. I remembered that. Off to the home baking shelves where we were stopped by a young man carrying a tub of baking powder.
He asked,
Is this the same thing as baking soda?
Both of us,
No. It's not.
Me,
Is it for a recipe?
He,
Yes.
Me,
You'll definitely need baking soda then. It's in a similar tub.
Martha,
Look! There it is!
Talk about grateful. He couldn't thank us enough. Most gratifying.
On to the caster sugar.
Me,
Can you see any Martha?
Woman beside us,
I'm looking for caster sugar too.
Martha,
I can't see any. Would golden caster sugar do?
Me to woman,
Is it for a recipe?
Woman,
Yes. My friend and I are making a pavlova.
Me,
You'll definitely need ordinary caster sugar then. It will keep the meringue pale. Try Lidls. They always have caster sugar.
Me to Martha,
Get us. Baking consultants. Don't forget to tell your mother.
I bought the golden caster sugar and everything that was on the left-behind list except fruit and three kinds of cream. I can get that in the local Spar. The bit more I spend will be offset by fuel costs.
Yet I still need to go into town tomorrow. Pet supplies, dog treats, a new peanut feeder for the birds and another Kong. Bert lost one today. It was Cleo's favourite toy.
How did that happen?
They were annoying me with it so I threw it over the shed roof.
But over the shed roof means it always ends up in the midden*.
I forgot the midden was there.
*Midden - dunghill**
**Dunghill - big pile of cow shite
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