'In the Bible it says marriage is between Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve.' (Charmaine Koonce, the mother of Miss New Mexico USA Bianca Carla)
One of my father's favourite ways of opening a discussion was to say.
"Now I'm no theologian but...."
Like Daddy, I'm no theologian either, but this I do know. There is no one in the bible called Steve.
Some other things I know,
Leprechauns do not exist.
Santa Claus does not live in Lapland.
The Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy are imaginary concepts.
The bible and the koran are books.
Statues do not weep human tears.
Irish people rarely eat corned beef and cabbage.