This morning on television I spotted this harpy galumphing along. At first glance I thought it was a man but a closer inspection showed it to be the notoriously short-tempered Naomi Campbell in the news again for abusing and attacking an employee.
There she was smirking arrogantly and how I longed to be in a position to give her a good slap. But it'll never happen. And if it ever did she'd kill me so there's no way I'll ever be slapping Naomi. I'd be far too feared. Do you not think her lawyer looks scared too? Imagine what he'll get if he doesn't get her an accquittal.