The following 'facts' were gleaned from the interweb. Obviously this means that they are indisputable.
I have it on the best authority that the fellow on the left is (allegedly) a fourth cousin, twice removed, of John Wayne the Hollywood film star. I think you'll have to agree that the resemblance is startling.
I have it on the best authority that the fellow on the left is (allegedly) a fourth cousin, twice removed, of John Wayne the Hollywood film star. I think you'll have to agree that the resemblance is startling.- Randalstown is a small town in
- Randalstown is where John Wayne’s ancestors come from
- Randalstown is a lovely wee town
- Randalstown is approximately 6.75 kilometres long
- Randalstown is a relatively narrow and undulating rural route
- Randalstown is a pretty village on Lough Neagh
- Randalstown is behind us
- Randalstown is being used
- Randalstown is still unsettled, and likely to be so for some time
- Randalstown is going to wreck and cannot recover unless the mills are occupied
- Randalstown is a City in Antrim
- Randalstown is not the correct location
- Randalstown is fairly evenly balanced (54% Catholic)
- Randalstown is actively involved in the family farm
- Randalstown is a place of thrills
- Randalstown is offline
- Randalstown is noted for its beautiful arched stone bridges
- Randalstown is entirely heated by two 30kW geothermal heat pumps
- Randalstown is the Best
- Randalstown is a complete shithole
- Randalstown is absolutely rubbish
- Randalstown is only up the road frum ickle me!!!
- Randalstown is so much more than that. We got two bridges…
- Randalstown is a fenian hole
5 comments:
a) many of those quotes are mutually exclusive
b) at least one is from me, and therefore of dubious reliability
c) Trevor is related to John Wayne? Cool
a) Are they? I never noticed
b) That one might be a lie
c) Oh yes! I say so and I never lie
You missed RANDALSTOWN CHESS CLUB where they play chess which is a black and white jungle according to Garry Kasparov who I don't believe is from Randalstown.
I'm sure Ed said he was a scout. Or was it Young Rooney?
Bert used to be in the Scouts but he was given a dishonourable discharge.
So apart from a handful of GAA notables, a record producer and a serial killer - that's it?
*ahem*
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