Meet Big Ernie, Clint's Attack Turkey. When Big Ernie is on the loose Clint has nothing to fear from burglars, robbers or sneak thieves. But Ernie is about to meet his match.
Hello there, Big Ernie. Lovely weather we're having. I do hope it keeps up for the Easter weekend. Are you looking forward to Easter lunch? We are. 
G'wan ye sarcastic fecker or I'll hae the goolies of ye!
Ye wudn't be the first and I daresay ye'll hardly be the last! C'mere ye skinny bastard 'til I get a dig at ye! 
Aye! Run ye yellow fecker! I'll get ye in the long grass!
Ye bastar...! Urghhh!
I suppose ye thought that was funny! I'll mind ye, ye hoor ye!Nellybert would like to reassure readers that no actual turkeys were harmed in the making of this blogpost. Clint would also like it to be known that Big Ernie, though temperamental and vicious, is a valued and respected free range turkey who, he hopes, will become the father of very many turkey chicks to come.
2 comments:
Turkey wrasslin'.
Magic !!
We were only playacting. Big Ernie was deadly serious. Its little wonder postie delivers all Clint's letters to our house. He's far less afeared of Rosie.
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