On Mondays I usually
make supper for Martha, Evie and their parents. Last Monday Hannah
came too. Of course everyone brings their dogs so we had three extra
hounds knocking about. So - one husband, two adult children, two
grandchildren, their dad, six dogs and two cats. I made creamed
sweetcorn soup, Hannah made a selection of sandwiches. There was a
crumble made from our own rhubarb and raspberries. For the topping I use
Nigella's recipe for gooseberry-cream crumble but I cut
down on the sugar. She's heavy handed with the sugar is Nigella. The girls don't like crumble, even though mine is delicious so they had home made ice lollies made from apples/blackcurrants
and carrots/orange. Freshly squeezed juice of course. Sometimes I
even impress myself.
On Tuesday I did not do
very much. Bit of gardening, bit of wine making, bit of housework. I
have also been catching up on Channel 4's Humans. Most enjoyable.
Wednesday was much the
same as Tuesday.
On Thursday morning I
received the girls for a sleepover. The family were heading off to
Connemara on a 'tenting' holiday so I offered to keep the wee
darlings until the Friday evening to give their parents a chance to
pack and prepare in peace. I had also arranged for three other
children to spend the afternoon. They call it a play-date. So – one
husband, one young mum, five little girls, three dogs and two cats.
It was all very pleasant if a tad exhausting. Foolishly I stayed up
far too late and was wakened at a quarter past three when war broke
out. Evie had kicked Martha awake and there was quite a row. It was
four before I got back to sleep and at ten past seven Martha was
standing beside my bed expecting her breakfast. I stayed tired all
day.
Martha spent part of
Friday morning devising a barrier that would prevent Evie from
kicking her as they slept. She brought a guard rail from the attic
and put it in the middle of the bed. They both tried it out but it
was deemed impractical. She asked Bert if he could make a fence for
the middle of the bed and he suggested bringing in the electric
fencing unit but she didn't like that idea. My suggestion, that they
sleep in separate rooms did not go down well either. Because they
were going to be presented to their parents at seven that evening
fed, bathed, coiffed, pyjamas on and teeth cleaned, I let them run
around unwashed and unbrushed the entire day. Of course this meant
that I couldn't take them anywhere but as they had found and
demolished Bert's chocolate stash they were totally grounded anyway.
Before I left them into
their parents Martha took one last dash into the hen run to look for
eggs. I never thought to check her. So I delivered two sparkling
clean and shiny children to their grateful parents and first thing
Martha does is upstairs to greet her Daddy and spreads chickenshit on
every step of the staircase. Oops! Failed again.
On Saturday the Banjos
came. With their dogs and their banjo. Later on Hannah and Gus turned
up. One husband, four adults, a teenager, six dogs and two cats.
Hannah lit the pot-bellied stove in the tree house and that's where
we socialised, sang, played music and drank wine. Five of the dogs
joined us. Not Roy, he doesn't do stairs. There was one disaster. The
hen house door blew closed and the hens all went to roost under the
blackcurrant bushes. We managed to find eight of them but Madam Black
II was still at large. It's not easy finding a black hen in a
blackcurrant bush in the dark. We left her to take her chances.
This morning, Sunday,
there she was waiting patiently outside the hen house for her chums to join her. There are
usually a couple of dogs watching me from the other side of the gate
as I carry out my morning chicken duties. This morning there were
six of them. Watching my every move.