Driving through a village in North Antrim, Bert (62) says…
Oh, look! There’s Stink Bomb!
Who?
Stink Bomb! Jim Funly’s sister.
And who’s he?
Jim Funly, from school. He’s a preacher or a politician. Or both.
I’ll check that.
Two minutes later…
Wow! He’s something else. Ugly as sin and a sectarian bigot to boot. What was he like at school?
That and stupid too. Also smelly.
What did he smell of?
Beetroot.
Names and places have been changed. Vegetables still vegetables.
2 comments:
We will give Jim a wide berth!
Would be a wise move.
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