Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Forgiveness

Nelly: So what is it I have to forgive you for today?

Bert: Oh loads of things.

Nelly: True. Let me see now. I have to forgive you for dirtying the kitchen surfaces, for spilling crumbs on the floor and for losing the dogs. That’s it isn’t it?

Bert: That’s about it.

Nelly: And all you have to forgive me for is being a c*nt?

Bert: Sure I have to forgive you for that every day.

1 comment:

CyberScribe said...

Reminds me of 'Give my head peace'but a bit too soppy :-)