Nelly: So what is it I have to forgive you for today?
Bert: Oh loads of things.
Nelly: True. Let me see now. I have to forgive you for dirtying the kitchen surfaces, for spilling crumbs on the floor and for losing the dogs. That’s it isn’t it?
Bert: That’s about it.
Nelly: And all you have to forgive me for is being a c*nt?
Bert: Sure I have to forgive you for that every day.