The Scene: A local garage
The Characters: Big Hans, the proprieter; Nelly, a customer
Nelly: I see yer man on the council is proposing to bring in Prohibition and turn Ballymena into a dry borough.
Hans: Aye. I seen that. There was a boy in here this morning told me that, yer man, before he got saved, followed Linfield all round the country and would have tuk drink out of a dirty bucket.
Nelly: Is that right? It just proves again that there's no keener body than a convert.
2 comments:
Ahem.
Ed - Memory Man Extraordinaire!
I did wonder where I'd got that from.
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