There was great excitement at Nellybert's today when Miss Martha took delivery of a new blue car. Well - new to her anyway. The vehicle had one previous owner, a Master Rainey, and apart from a bit of dog chew damage at the back bumper it was a great wee runaround. Now Miss Martha can be just like Granny and drive around in a bright blue, rather dirty car.
But there was one problem. The congestion in Nellybert's yard was damnable. She could hardly move the wee motor an inch!
3 comments:
You might need to employ a traffic warden!
Yes. Pig-handling experience preferred.
Granny should fit a harness for the dogs, and pigs to pull her around. We had a home made dog cart as kids it was great fun.
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