One on my personal style:
Nelly: "You don't think this outfit is too boring and sensible do you?"
Bert: "Naw. You could never look boring. Not with that mad looking face."
On my efforts to lose weight:
"You know I think you are losing weight. Either your waist has got smaller or your arse and tits have got bigger."
This is my current favourite which was uttered earlier tonight.
"You are losing weight. But you're still a wee puddin'"
2 comments:
Yeah 'wee puddin'' is cute. Especially when Bert says it. You know I'm more than 20lbs heavier than him and he's 10 inches taller than me. Upside is that at 6 years older I'm 6 years younger looking than he is. You know what they say - after 40 you choose between your ass or your face - but that's taking botox and lipo out of the equation. But I'd never go there. Too huge a commitment.
How sweet and romantic! He is a wee cutie.
love katkins
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