Pineapples for pigs
Twice a week Rusty and Lily get a delivery of fruit and vegetables from a local greengrocery. The food is slightly past its best but the pigs don't mind.
Sitting politely and patiently
When they get something as delicious as a pineapple they are highly delighted. Apples, bananas, carrots, broccoli or grapes can be eaten on the spot but a pineapple is a prize. It must be jealously guarded.
Hedge Hogs
As each pig receives its delectable treat they take it to a private scoffing booth, otherwise known as the hedge. Yum yum! Pig's bum!
2 comments:
Flavouring the pork on the hoof! You should patent that.
Away on with you! Those pigs will never hit the plate.
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