Friday, June 02, 2006

A Proddie Dog?

Hannah and Jamie took Rosie and Paddy for a walk in Portglenone Forest this evening. When they returned I asked Hannah how they'd behaved,

Did Rosie bite anybody?

No. But Paddy did a big dump. In front of a priest!

The shame of it.


hootchinhannah said...

Do you think he will send us to hell for not picking it up?

Nelly said...

No. Leaving canine faecal matter to compost on the forest floor is merely a purgatorial offence.

Legally it's a big fat fine.

Anonymous said...

not the first time paddy's dropped an inappropriately placed shite...