Thursday, May 26, 2011
The Petting Zoo
Sunday, May 22, 2011
The End of the World As We Knew It.
It was in October last year that Nellybert went to Donegal. To say that the trip was disappointing would be no exaggeration. We decided to give it another try.
Thursday, May 19, 2011
She Was Clean When She Got Here
Martha always comes to me perfectly turned out but after a few hours here she's working the Infant Bag Lady look. Today we had dress-up. That frock was picked straight from the ironing basket and her hat was originally intended for Romanian orphans. The vintage jewellery is courtesy of Pearlie. Not sure how she got her dirty face but I am sure she enjoyed getting it.
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
Clearing Up

Three weeks ago since Matty died.
Saturday, May 14, 2011
The Magic Word

Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Two Weeks
Every now and then I hear something or someone tells me something and I think to myself, I could blog about that. Then I sit down to write and I cannot remember one single thing to write about.
Two weeks ago since Matty died.
I saw an awful lot of bluebells. That's something at least.
Thursday, May 05, 2011
the man with the lurcher
This dog is so unruly it needs two leads in case one breaks. The man on the other end of the two leads is a true dog-lover, says if that dog ran off it would never come back it's that wild. He was very sweet - loved our Judy, says she's a lurcher too.
Thursday, April 28, 2011
Going Over Home
Travelling through this world of woe
There is no sickness, toil nor danger
In that bright land to which I go
I'm going there to see my Father
And all my loved ones who've gone on
I'm just going over Jordan
I'm just going over home
I know dark clouds will gather 'round me
I know my way is hard and steep
But beauteous fields arise before me
Where God's redeemed their vigils keep
I'm going there to see my mother
She said she'd meet me when I come
So I'm just going over Jordan
I'm just going over home
Saturday, April 23, 2011
baby reared by wolves
Mama Wolf is so kind that she went to the Mace and bought her cub a yogurt. It made a refreshing change from morsels of raw rabbit.
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Another Normal Day
Monday, April 18, 2011
Off Out
Friday, April 15, 2011
Thursday, April 14, 2011
Being Normal
Sunday, April 10, 2011
The Garden Where The Praties Grow
Today was a good day and I started preparing for it yesterday when I persuaded Bert that he and I should begin our outdoor potato drills. He had many objections.
We haven't any seed.
We'll go and see Frank at Slemish Market Garden and buy some.
It's an awful lot of work for just the two of us.
And aren't we well able for it?
There was chat about leaving it to Monday but when the weather forecast was consulted I decided that it was Sunday or never.
We went to the Slemish Market Garden and were as impressed as always. I can't wait to sneak back another day and gather up some more perennials for my decorative garden. Not today though because we were in serious vegetable mode.
I had some misgivings myself at the start. It was a lot of work. But we got into it, not minding the dogs that were hanging around relaxing while we worked like dogs. There was rotavating, and dung spreading and dropping and earthing. Rachael turned up with an hour to spare and then there was a frenzy of dung spreading and spud dropping. Rachael works at a speed no ordinary mortal can compete with. After the potatoes she sowed beans in moments and then dashed off to pick up daughter from one place and husband another place.*
I've learned a lot from that girl. She believes in working hard and fast. From her example (and FlyLady) I have discovered that most dreary household tasks actually take tiny amounts of time to complete, compared to the amounts of time a person might put in atrophying in front of a computer screen. For example I have discovered that I can mop my scullery and hall in less than three minutes. Impressive? I certainly thought so.
So after around four hours we were able to look at what we had achieved and feel rather pleased with ourselves. Those potatoes are going to taste very good. The first ones ever in my life that will be seasoned with the memory-scent of well-rotted dung and fresh sweat.
As I said, it was a good day, one I was glad of. The day before was a good enough day too. I spent a good part of it with my mother. She had a big setback this week and is not the better of it yet, although she is better than she was at the start of the week. She has been in bed continuously all of last week, too weak to get up. Her urinary functions are not going well and she has a catheter fitted. She is rather confused but still knows who everyone is and knows what is going on. I'm afraid that she will not gain back the ground she has lost. But.... she is still Matty, she still gives her family, her carers and her visitors beautiful welcoming smiles and yesterday she put a bet on the Grand National and had fish and chips for her tea.
* the pub
Thursday, April 07, 2011
Turf Castles
Just a random picture from one of my favourite places on earth - the moss at Drumkeeran.
Monday, April 04, 2011
No Well
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Wobbly Wiggler
Saturday, March 26, 2011
Bert and the Baby
But we were for taking her to the zoo!And we will still be taking her.But she'll already have seen everything. It won't be as exciting for her.It will still be exciting for her. She's only eighteen months old. She doesn't get jaded as easily as we do.
Martha's not going to eat that. I may as well have it.
Friday, March 25, 2011
When I'm 64
Thursday, March 24, 2011
Boiler Suit Days
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Clearing My Head
Sunday, March 20, 2011
Catching Up
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
Down On One Knee. Not!
Tomorrow
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Mum's Field.
This is something like the view I would have from the kitchen window, where I currently sit, if that window wasn't all steamed up from the vegetable broth I have on the hob. The extractor fan is far too noisy and would disturb my present tranquillity. Matty is napping and the only sounds I can hear are the pipple of the broth, the churn of the washing machine and a constant hum of traffic from the Lisnevenagh Road.
The light in Tricia's photograph is so beautiful and begs to be shared.
Monday, March 14, 2011
Cheeky Bitch

Matty was poorly yesterday with lots of cramping in her stomach. We brought out the heavy duty painkillers which made her quite woozy. Last night, after I'd gone to bed, she was really sick. I heard the noises and thought at first that it was burglars. Hell no! Nothing as uncomplicated as that - just Matty throwing up. I got it sorted. This morning she was a bit confused, thought it was seven in the evening instead of the morning.
You're good at this. You must have been listening to the physio. You could train physios yourself.
Saturday, March 12, 2011
Bachelor Boy
I had a brief visit home last night and part of today. Bert had not used the washing machine even though I had left him detailed instructions. My home is reverting to the look and feel of a bachelor pad. There were dirty dishes in the sink, a slight smell of socks and shop-bought meat pies in the fridge. The vegetables were mouldering uneaten and we were perilously low on toilet paper. There was no milk.
I said to him,
Do you miss my cooking?
He said,
Sure you haven't cooked anything for ages.
Duh! In the past three weeks I've spent sixteen days at Matty's. When I do get home I'm not going to start cooking for him after all the invalid meals I'm preparing at the Ponderosa. I had a major huff.
How soon he forgets. Mind you, I had forgotten the delicious pea and ham soup he had made when I'd got away for an hour on Wednesday not to mention the raspberry muffins for afters. I was still huffing when Mr & Mrs Wee Les came in. It was a relief to have an excuse to stop.
Afterwards we watched ancient footage of The Blues both the authentic and the somewhat less so. It was wonderful going to bed knowing that I would not have to bounce out of it at 7:15 sharp. All I did this morning was read an Anita Shreve, take a long, deep bath and go for a walk in the fields. It was noisy out there with the rat-a-tat-tat coming from the shooting range at the Loan Hill and the sound of the hunting horn and the hounds on the Granagh Road. But it was far, far better than the ceaseless drone of traffic on the Lisnevenagh Road and waiting for the wee voice that goes, “Meer-eeee.”
Thursday, March 10, 2011
Fair Exchange Is No Robbery

Wednesday, March 09, 2011
Over The Moon
Tuesday, March 08, 2011
Shrove Tuesday
Monday, March 07, 2011
The Loan Hill



Sunday, March 06, 2011
The Springhill Project
Clint's changed his mind about putting the meadow in potatoes this year. Says he has no time and anyway, what's he going to do with 9 tons of spuds.
Oh. Well we'll just have to plant a garden of potatoes somewhere.
There's nowhere for them.
What do you mean?
I don't know where we'd put them.
Balls! You mean out of fifty acres we can't find some wee place to grow a few drills of potatoes?Well what do you suggest then?
There's no point in me suggesting anything for as soon as I say what about there, or maybe there, you'll have about a million reasons why we can't because that's what you love. Being negative.
And so we bickered on until Zoe and Martha appeared at the door all wellied up and ready for a day's gardening. I was just a bit mortified. Caught arguing like a pair of weans yet again! Even though we quit it the second she appeared she'd know. So I said,
Great timing Zoe. We were just discussing where we'd plant our spuds in light of Clint reneging on the meadow.
Within thirty minutes we'd all viewed up a couple of places and made our decision. Well Zoe made it. It's such a relief when a responsible adult turns up and puts the sillies on the right track even if she is their daughter.
We ended up having a most productive day. Rachael turned up after lunch and we sowed, and dug and pruned and planned. My primary task was entertaining Miss Martha. I had no complaint about that. And that's why I've had no time to blog this weekend. Taking gardening leave.
Thursday, March 03, 2011
Tuesday, March 01, 2011
Judy To The Rescue
See her paws all covered in dried cow dung.
Shut up!
Monday, February 28, 2011
Yummy Grummy
I have been looking for a new profile picture for a while, one in which I did not look too horribly fat. Uncle John called me 'a Tank' last week. Most wounding but I have been scoffing the pies recently.
Anyway - this photo pleases me. I wish I could wear Martha all the time. She takes kilos off me!
Saturday, February 26, 2011
The Cleansing Pow'r
I decided to have a lovely relaxing bath this afternoon. Lots of hot water, lots of bubbles, a towel to keep my hair out of the bubbles and something intellectual to peruse. Heaven. It's wonderful to live in the quiet of the country.
Hark! There's Plum crowing. Never mind. A rooster crowing is part of the country atmosphere. Outside Bert opens up the chainsaw. Never mind. The noise of wood clearance is all part of living on a farm. The back door opens. It's one of Pearlie's carers. It's the singing one. She is singing, at the very top of her voice, “Washed In The Blood Of The Lamb”. She puts the kettle on. Singing away, thumping time on the counter tops as she waits for it to boil.
I lie in my suds. I usually seethe at the Singing Carer but who gives a hoot? I'm home for a little while. Let her sing her hymns. The mad old bat.
Friday, February 25, 2011
Stringing It

Last week I left a couple of items into Framework in Ballymena. They were an enlarged photograph of Lily and Rusty (a wee freebie from Photobox) and a poster I picked up in Burnham Market during Katy and Mark's wedding celebrations. I collected them today and was delighted with the results.

Rusty and Lily looking inquisitive
Only thing was I needed string for the hanging. Do you know how hard it is to buy string in Ballymena? Very difficult indeed. I tried Poundland and BM Bargains. No string. Lots and lots of customers there. All sorts of people too. Sign of the times. I bought interesting soup, envelopes and cheap drugs (cold remedies not crystal meth). But still there was no string.
Onwards to Sainsburys – I needed anchovies and a blouse and string. You know – your typical shopping list. Blouse easy to find, 25% off, very nice. Anchovies – wearisome and tedious trek around the entire store to find them. They were eventually located above frozen food cabinets. What is the logic? Beats me for sure. I bought four tins for God knows where they'll be next time I want them. String is not something that Sainsbury's customers have any call for. I left stringless.
Last port of call was my local garage in Cullybackey. I walked in, picked up some milk and called, “Darwin d'ye have any string?” Immediately a staff member darts to the back of the shop and comes back with the desired article. “Is that what you're after?”
At home, for the surprise of the thing, I got Bert in to open the carefully wrapped pictures of Desperate Dan, Rusty and Lily and there was the picture string already supplied. My searching had all been in vain.
My recommendations this week are for Framework, Hill Street Ballymena for a wonderful framing job and string and Hayes Garage, Dreen Road, Cullybackey for the usual great service and string.
Thursday, February 24, 2011
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
Miss Martha Calls
A visit from Miss Martha cheers granny and great-granny up.
Today she was wearing the vintage coat that Cousin Sadie (aka the Surly Niece) brought her from Peru or Chile or Somewhere South American.
We're all rather pleased with it, especially Miss Martha who is keen on her vintage.
Monday, February 21, 2011
Big Mother
I'm here from half three to half five if you want to go out.
I will never forget youI held you in the palm of my hand
Sunday, February 20, 2011
Being Here
I'm on my own in Tannaghmore with Matty. It's been a while. She is in bed and settled for the night. I'm sitting here with a small glass of wine writing this and listening to the incessant roar of traffic on the Lisnevenagh Road. In the next room Dancing on Ice plays softly. I wonder if Kerry Katona is going out? Matty gives an occasional rattly cough resulting from her latest infection.
I'm here for four sleeps and then Ganching comes. After that I'm here again for I don't know how many sleeps.
I dislike being away from home. I enjoy being around my own people, my animals and my own things. I've a huge bag of my own things with me. There are eight or more books. Bert said,
You must be going to do a lot of reading.
I say,
I want to be able to choose from a roughnance of my own books. Matty's books do not appeal to me.
I've three books on vegetable growing to peruse. I have two cameras. I have a Clothkits pinafore to sew. I have my iPod with an audiobook to finish and another freshly loaded. I have some mixed herbs. I have this laptop.
I find this a very boring house. I always have. When Matty was well there was at least the craic with her. There is not much of that now; only a bit of desultory chat for she is too tired for conversation now. When visitors call she generally nods off. The day is punctuated with care visits which start at 7:30am and finish around 9pm. In between there is medication, toileting, small meals to prepare, small amounts of cleaning to be carried out and many telephone calls to take.
That is what it is like now. Perhaps sometime in the future I will yearn for this boredom.
Saturday, February 19, 2011
Judy's First Trip To The Seaside

Thursday, February 17, 2011
Work Experience


Tuesday, February 15, 2011
Sunday, February 13, 2011
Every Picture Tells A Story
One day when Judy was a very small pup and Lily and Rusty were quite a bit smaller than they are now, she tripped up to them all trusting and puppish and Rusty nipped her and tossed her in the air. I happened to catch it in a little movie but never showed it as it was sort of harrowing.
There was no real physical damage done to the dog but ever since she has HATED pigs. They don't hate her. They treat her as if she is a particularly annoying buzzing fly. As you would too if you were built like a mini Sherman tank made out of bacon.
I wonder what Miss Martha makes of it all?
Wednesday, February 09, 2011
What I Did On My Holidays


Monday, February 07, 2011
Winter's Bone

Can you imagine me, London Sister and Ganching at that carry-on?
Youse would be complete wimps. Youse would be, "Oh I'm scared!" or, "It's so dark!" or, "Is that a cow? It's looking at me!" Maybe Kerry or Leitrim Sisters could handle it but not you three!
Sunday, February 06, 2011
New Blue Car

Friday, February 04, 2011
Best Best Man Ever
Happy Birthday Leitrim Sister

Tuesday, February 01, 2011
A Bit Of A Lout
Gaum - a fool, a simpletonGomach - a dupe, a gullible personGowk - stupid person, idioticGornical - odd looking, dim-witted personGype - a clumsy awkward personGalumpus - a stupid personGazeby - queer looking, a tall awkward personGaberloon - a stupid awkward fellowGah - a silly personGumph - a stupid personGulpin - thick-witted stubborn personGlipe - an uncouth fellowGloit - a blockhead, an awkward fellow, a boorGludgeon - a clumsy awkward personGlunter - a big awkward personGorgie - a foolish person, a clumsy silly personGowtril - good for nothing, a loutGunshion - thick-witted personGorkin - a big stupid person
The hip issues won't have been helped by her start in life. God only knows how long she spent tied in that shed with no exercise and inadequate food.
Still - she's happy now even if only a few hours on the beach chasing after that pup leaves her completely tired out the next day.