Christmas Presents: None received. A half-dozen or so have been bought but have not yet been matched with recipients.
Christmas Cards: None received. None sent. None will be sent.
Christmas Tree: As usual a proper fir tree will be purchased.
Christmas Decorations: None apart from the tree.
Christmas Work Do: I didn’t go to this for fear of in vino veritas. Also I despise cabaret. God knows what I’d have ended up saying or doing. And that crowd of cute hoors I work with have had too much in the way of drugs training for anyone to get away with alternative stimulants.
Christmas Bonus: Gratefully received. I bought pears and parsnips with mine. Ooh Mr Founder you are spoiling us!
Christmas Dinner: I’m looking forward to this. All my girls will be there. And two of their partners. Sadly Jazzthefunk cannot join us until after Christmas.
Christmas Turkey: Got to be a big one.
Christmas Pudding: Undecided on this. We much prefer Zoë’s amazing Chocolate Guinness Cake.
Christmas Drink: Oh yes
Christmas Party: Boxing Day
All this and I’m working on Christmas Eve from 3pm right through to Christmas Day 3:30pm. Sure it’s a dirty oul job but somebody’s got to do it…..