Any Word of Christmas?

Christmas Presents: None received. A half-dozen or so have been bought but have not yet been matched with recipients. Christmas Cards: None received. None sent. None will be sent. Christmas Tree: As usual a proper fir tree will be purchased. Christmas Decorations: None apart from the tree. Christmas Work Do: I didn’t go to this for fear of in vino veritas. Also I despise cabaret. God knows what I’d have ended up saying or doing. And that crowd of cute hoors I work with have had too much in the way of drugs training for anyone to get away with alternative stimulants. Christmas Bonus: Gratefully received. I bought pears and parsnips with mine. Ooh Mr Founder you are spoiling us! Christmas Dinner: I’m looking forward to this. All my girls will be there. And two of their partners. Sadly Jazzthefunk cannot join us until after Christmas. Christmas Turkey: Got to be a big one. Christmas Pudding: Undecided on this. We much prefer Zoë’s amazing Chocolate Guinness Cake. Christmas Drink: Oh yes Christmas Party: Boxing Day All this and I’m working on Christmas Eve from 3pm right through to Christmas Day 3:30pm. Sure it’s a dirty oul job but somebody’s got to do it…..