I missed the best picture. I heard an almighty crash and ran outside expecting to find Bert mangled under a pile of rusting corrugated iron. Instead I found him gleefully surveying the dismantled roof. He said,
"Pulled it down with the van."
"You should have called me. I'd have liked to have seen that. And get a photo."
"Didn't know it would come down quite so spectacularly. Anyway I was worried I'd only trail my back bumper off and I didn't want you to take a photo of that."
Suppose he's right. But it was a missed photo opportunity.