The Fat Bitcher Rosie was a bit off-colour after we moved to Spring Hill. Then the lump on her neck came back and Hannah found another one on her breastbone. Bert took her to the vet the other day. She's good. The neck swelling is a harmless cyst and the other lump is gristle. Rosie is in the best of form, the vet is £16 richer and our minds are at rest. Everybody's happy.