Sunday, December 25, 2005

Merry Christmas Everyone!

Well that was a most unChristmassy hour I've just spent. Here are some things that I've learned today.

1. You cannot get a fingerprint specialist on Christmas Eve for love nor money.

2. Nor can a police photographer be had on Christmas Day for the (living) bite-marked, kicked and gouged.

3. Girls can be incredibly vicious to other girls.

4. Some policechildren are starting to realise their job is shite.

Christmas will start tomorrow at 4pm.

8 comments:

jazzthefunk said...

merry crimbug one and all and may all be merry and bright!!!

Adam said...

Merry Christmas! Hohoho! :S

Nelly said...

Judging by the time of Jazzthefunk's entry I think he must have hitched a lift home on Santa's sleigh. Adam I hope you still believe and that he left you loads. Happy Christmas from here in Spide City. I shan't see Cully until nearly 4pm.

Anonymous said...

Merry christmas Nelly, Bert, Hannah, Paddy and Rosie Dogs, Harry cat and anyone else hanging around over there! hope you treat yourself to a hearty xmas feast upon your return Nelly, speak to you all soon hopefully.
mikey x

Nelly said...

Once I got the reek of Spide City offa me I settled down and had a very lovely Christmas indeed. In a house of this size it should, as Roy Wood once wished, be christmas every day.

You'll never believe what Zoz tol' Shaz! Email for further info and a very happy new year to all of you in Sherwood Forest.

Adam said...

Oh yeah, I forgot to ask, why did you need a fingerprint specialist? :S

Nelly said...

Adam - just the homeless breaking into homeless accommodation. If they do that without signing the relevant Housing Benefit forms it is a crime. Apparently.

Adam said...

Ah! It all makes perfect sense now