Well that was a most unChristmassy hour I've just spent. Here are some things that I've learned today.
1. You cannot get a fingerprint specialist on Christmas Eve for love nor money.
2. Nor can a police photographer be had on Christmas Day for the (living) bite-marked, kicked and gouged.
3. Girls can be incredibly vicious to other girls.
4. Some policechildren are starting to realise their job is shite.
Christmas will start tomorrow at 4pm.