Saturday, May 30, 2015

Hunger's Mother

I was mopping the kitchen floor when Bert called from the depths of his man cave,

Is there anything instant that I could have for lunch?

And he'd only had his breakfast an hour before.

I replied,

Yeah. There's lots of things.
What like?
A wide range of ready to eat meals.
The Spar.

Once again I explained ingredients to him. Eggs, bacon, potato bread, tomatoes. A small fry. He's making it right now. It's not that he minds preparing food. He just cannot bear to think about it. He'll probably have pickles with his fry.


Brig said...

He has pickles on the side or are they put in the fry? Sounds pretty yummy either way.

Nelly said...

He has been known to fry his pickles. I don't mind. They make him happy.

Grannymar said...

I would love to be a fly on the wall at Nellyberts!

Mage said...

G eats that for breakfast too minus the bread. Is it a universal thing I wonder?

Nelly said...

Just so very tasty. Potato bread is an Irish thing, also called fadge.