A Hen's Arse

Matty gets her hair done every Friday morning. She claims she only does this to please the hairdresser (her niece Pauline) as her hair ‘will not sit’ and on Saturday morning it is sticking out at the sides and has gone all flat at the top.

She told my sister that her hair looked like ‘a hen’s arse’. She also told my sister that if she told me that she’d said this then I would put it on my ‘block’.

And now I have.