If there's one thing that will gladden a countrywoman's heart it's a big pile of brand new buckets.
He may well be right about that. By the way, thanks, Richard. I love my new buckets.
Bert also said,
Why are you photographing the buckets on their own? Shouldn't you be in the picture too so people can see what a big stack of buckets there actually are?
O.K. You take the picture.
And he did and it was a terrible picture. He footered around with the camera settings and made my trousers too baggy and my feet too long. But not to worry for I found some sort of rudimentary editing application that went some way to remedy these problems.
It's a big improvement. But I might have to have a word with Richard about the buckets. They seem to have warped.