This afternoon I informed Beauteous Colleague that I intend to change her Nelly's Garden pseudonym as her current moniker is making her far too full of herself now that she has a new boyfriend* who is constantly telling her how gorgeous she is.
But what shall I call her?
She aspires to chav fashion so she could be a Colleen or a Waynetta.
Gertie has a ring to it but I think she'd object.
Her childhood nickname is rather good - just two letters of her real name transposed and it's deliciously scatological.
I have consulted blogthings name generators. I will ask her which one she likes best. Then I'll choose the one that I like best.
Her Drag Queen name is: Ursula Uranus
Her Hippie Chick name is: Autumn
Her Irish name is: Grainne O'Byrne
Her Japanese name is: Sukey Kimura
Her Porn Star name is: Albino Kitty
Her Stripper name is: Mystique
I like the first one.
*The handsome young PSNI officer from 'Spots' January 2005
The other weekend this handsome young PSNI officer called to the office.... I think he had been hoping to run into my younger colleague, who is in possession of a tumble of hair as dark as a raven’s wing and with sultry good looks to match. But sadly he had to make do with Nelly who presents a much homelier face.