- It is crap.
- Less furniture means easier cleaning. i.e. no sofas to pull out
- Less beds is a brilliant reason not to have overnight guests.
- I don't want the crap in our new abode.
- Everybody likes a bonfire.
Thursday, April 21, 2005
Well Blogger That
I cannot even post a comment on my own blog! In case you're still interested Ed the furniture is mine and I have five reasons for wanting to burn it.
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Blogger appears to be allowing me to post a comment. It also allowed me to delete one. Which is good.
Note to Nelly: remove furniture from house before setting them on fire.
Thanks mquest - I don't know what I'd do without all the good advice I receive on this blog. I'm going to plan by bonfire site today.
Isn't it the marching season over there in the colonies? Don't the locals burn such things on roads? Or is that just Ahoghill?
I expect to see you on the ten o'clock news, standing in front of a barricade of your old sofas and tables, shouting anti-Mille-and-Spyde sentiments.
No this is to be a private bonfire for as you know I hate to draw attention to myself. Now you must excuse me as I have work to do. Effigies of Gerry Adams and Ian Paisley don't make themselves y'know.
Effigies of Gerry Adams and Ian Paisley don't make themselves y'know.
Yes they do! Sure they're spouting on lampposts all over the place! Why, only this morning, upon opening my curatins, I was greeted with the big, bald, bearded head of Alex Maskey. And I swear it wasn't there last night, so they must be growing in place.
Ed
Ah but that is Belfast where there are effigy-making workshops all over the place. Here in the sticks we have to make them ourselves.
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